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NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS 101

BAR PROMOTIONS 101

ARE YOU COVERING "THE FUN & THE WOW"?

Ms. Bikini Envy 2008

DESIGN OR DECLINE

SPRING BREAK, PLAN NOW!

HAPPY NEW PROMOLUTIONS

OPENING YOUR CLUB WITH A SLOW START

NEW YEAR'S EVE $$$$$$

BE AN EAGER LEARNER

CLUB/BAR PROMOTIONS GALORE......

IF YOU DON'T LOVE NIGHTCLUB AND BAR PROMOTIONS...

IS YOUR CLUB ORDINARY OR EXTRAORDINARY?

HALLOWEEN SHOULD BE A NONSTOP MONEY MACHINE

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS 101/CIROC VODKA, WOW!

TRANSFORM DINING INTO DANCING WHAT A RESTAURANT PROMOTION!

DON'T MAKE THE LAST MONTH OF SUMMER A BUMMER!

YOUR LACK OF ACTION IS CAUSING A NOSE DIVE REACTION!?

TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL?

ASTOUNDING, ASTONISHING, OR ABSOLUTELY AWFUL!

SUMMER, HOT NIGHTS, COOL CASH FLOW

YOU CAN'T DO IT ALL YOURSELF!

AN ENCORE OF CLUB HORRORS, BY POPULAR DEMAND

CLUB PROMOTERS, ALL TALK, ALL ABOUT THEM

EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN RUN A NIGHTCLUB!

UNEXPECTED, UNUSUAL, UNFORGETTABLE!

IS YOUR NIGHTCLUB A TRAIN WRECK, OR ONE WAITING TO HAPPEN?

EAR TO EAR BABY, LOOK AT THE SMILE ON MY FACE

SPRING BREAK WHERE THE CROWDS ARE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR PROMOLUTIONS

THIS NEW YEAR, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!

VOODOO TIKI TEQUILA=Daring, Seductive, Riveting & Original

Teen Nights/Night Before Thanksgiving/PACK THEM IN

TEQUILA ROSE NOW FINALLY A PARTY TEQUILA LIQUEUR

SPENDERS OR TIGHTWADS, WHO'S YOUR PATRON?

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE GET INTO THIS BIZ?

THE CALM BEFORE THE CROWDS!

STOP THROWING GOOD MONEY AT A BAD CLUB!

NEVER LET YOUR COMPETITION WIN!

THE PASSIONATE PURSUIT OF PROMOTIONS

WAKE UP, "FREE IS NOT WHAT I MEAN"

THE HEAT IS ON, CHILL OUT & 10 Cane's The New NAME!

FRUSTRATED, FRANKLY DUMB, LAWSUITS & FED UP!

WITH GAS SO HIGH YOU BETTER GIVE PATRONS MORE & MORE...

WHAT'S HOT & WHAT'S NOT?

YOU PROMOTE, YOUR PATRONS DECIDE!

STRUGGLING CLUBS & FINE RARE RUMS

WHEN I'M RIGHT, I AM RIGHT!

SPRING BREAK BIKINI TIME!

A NIGHTCLUB PROMOTION, IT IS WHAT IT IS!

NEW YEAR NEW BAR FUN!

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S PROMOLUTIONS

RICH FIGHTS TO STOP MINORS

RICH ON UNDERAGE PATRONS

MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!

WHY DO YOU OWN A CLUB?

RICH IN USA TODAY

HOLIDAYS ARE PACKED NIGHTS!

DONTCHA WISH YOUR CLUB WAS HOT LIKE MINE?

CA$HTOBER: THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

YOUR CLUB IS NOT VEGAS, WHAT GOES ON THERE GOES EVERYWHERE!

PRAISE FROM A PRO & MORE!

TALK ABOUT SLOW, FUN IT UP!

OWNERS & MANAGERS ARE NOT PROMOTION EXPERTS

VIEWS, CLUES & RUSE!

WHEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD ALL THE BELLS & WHISTLES!

WHY ARE PEOPLE DRIVING RIGHT PAST YOUR CLUB?

IT’S BIKINI CONTEST TIME

DESPERATE CLUB OWNERS

WHY RADIO NO LONGER WORKS

THREE OLIVES, "WOW" & TRUTH IS....

THE HEAT OF SUMMER....

GO OUTDOORS, GO UPSTAIRS, JUST GO & MORE RANTS

YOU'RE HIRED! YOU'RE FIRED! & YOU'RE TIRED!

CLUBS SHOULD BE JAMMED PACKED

CLUB OWNERS PLEASE EXPLAIN

OWNER SMARTS VS RICHIE SMARTS

COME ALIVE IN 2005

HAPPY NEW PROMOTIONS

IF YOU ONLY HOLD UP TO 400 YOU'VE GOT IT MADE!

OWNERS, YOU'RE HOLIDAY RICHIE CHEW!

FAILURE NOT AN OPTION

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS, THEY’RE YOUR PREROGATIVE!

RUM JUMBIE, WOW & POW! TWO NEW NIGHTCLUB PROMOTION MUSTS!

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS FOR HALLOWEEN

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS, WITHOUT THEM YOU'RE DONE!

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS NOW!

NIGHTCLUBS MUST BE SAFE FOR WOMEN

SHOTLUGE/ NIGHTCLUB OWNERS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

NIGHTCLUB BIKINI PROMOTIONS

SUMMER NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS MANTRA

ZERO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS: An Oklahoma Nightclub Horror Story!

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS, BUT WHERE?

IT'S ONLY SLOW CAUSE YOU HAVE NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS

BEACHCOMBER NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS

WHERE ARE YOUR 800 POUND GORILLA NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS?

Nightclub Promotions, Who's Looking Out For You?

NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS? Your Fired!

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS WITHOUT THEM YOUR BORING!

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

If Your Club Is Not Making It, Turn The Page!

Club Owners, Lost In A CHEAP DRINK Time Warp!

BOOKING LOCAL BANDS!

Wet T-shirt Contests and Cheap Drinks, WHY?

COLLEGE NIGHTS = BIKINI CONTESTS

You Can't Create Promotions!

Who Did Readers Vote The Best Nightclub In My City?

Club Promoters, HPNOTIQ LIQUEUR, & Advertising DOLLARS

OWNERS WHO ARE TOO OLD, TOO STUBBORN & TOO ARROGANT!

Your Nightclub Is Dying, Can You Hear Me Now?

Your Competition Is Spinning Your Crowd Away!

OPENING A NEW CLUB IS SO EASY!

YOUR CLUB HAS TO DO MORE, OFFER MORE & OPEN MORE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!

Club Promoters, Why Pay Someone To Pack YOUR CLUB?

WHERE'S YOUR 'HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME'?

IF YOU NOT HOLDING BIKINI CONTESTS YOUR NUTS!!!!!

Radio Spots Not Working, Flyers Waste of Paper Now What?

Club Owners YOU CANNOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! (no matter what )!

OPEN BAR & COMPS, ARE YOU INSANE?

SPECIAL REPORT VIOLENCE & FIRES IN CLUBS, STOP IT NOW!

Why Do Owners Listen to Dumb People?

How Much Longer Can Your Club Survive?

THIS SPRING BREAK, "OUTCAST" IS A MUST!

A TRUE STORY OF A PATHETIC NIGHTCLUB OWNER!

THE KEY TO 2003!

YOUR FIRST RESOLUTION, NO DRINK SPECIALS!

30 REASONS YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR CLUB OR BAR OR RESTAURANT!

I Can't Believe This Club Owner !!!!

TROPICAL RUMS, CRUZAN IS #1 & WHY U CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO PROMOTE!

OPEN SIX NIGHTS A WEEK RIGHT NOW!

THIRTY REASONS WHY YOUR CLUB IS DEAD!

THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALMOST HERE, NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE NO PRISONERS!

D. I. Y. NEWEST WAY TO SERVE PATRONS!

INCITE & IGNITE YOUR CLUB

Packed Week Nights? Sounds Almost Impossible

WRONG CONTEST, WRONG NIGHT! & IS OAKENFOLD That Good?

SPORTS BARS, BEACH BARS, HOTEL BARS, YOUR MISSING THE TARGET! AND Clubs that SUCK..

DON'T EVER USE THE WORD OR HOLD ANOTHER "HOT BODY" CONTEST!

TO ALL THE WHISKEYS I'VE EVER LOVED, WILLIE'S  IS SO FAR ABOVE & DJ's With EGO.........

NIGHTCLUB PROMOTING, IT'S FAST & FURIOUS!

Keep Procrastinating and Your Club Will Be A For Lease Space........

If Your Not Holding Bikini Contests Your Insane In The Brain

If Your NIGHTCLUB IS DEAD, It's Your FAULT!

I RAN THE RADIO SPOTS LET LADIES IN FREE !!

WANT A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK? SEX & SIN ARE IN!

Recent Emails...

Stopping Drugs In Your Club!

THEY STOLE MY NIGHT, NO! YOU LET THEM...

ARROGANT OWNERS, Flyers & Slow Nights...

ALL YOU CAN DRINK NIGHTS=A Nightmare

25 cent Taps Free Beer Parties, WHAT ARE YOU NUTS !!!!!!!

Boru Vodka, Celctic Crossing Liquerer, & See Wynde Rum.......WOW WOW AND MORE WOW!

Restaurants, From Food To Service Keep It consistent & Add Nightlife

Happy New Promotions

DJ's, Lights, Sound & Lasers R Not Enough.

You Better Be Packed New Year's Eve

TGI Friday's Denying Sex On The Beach?

If your club or restaurant is dead, it's all your fault!

Why is your club opened only 3 nights a week? & Horrible Hooters...

American Nightclubs Will Never Be The Same

God Bless America We Must All Be Vigilant!

You Can't Just Wave A Wand And Pack Your Club.....

Why are you tolerating rowdy patrons?

Swimming with the sharks and I don't mean in the water.

How you doin? And why aren't you packed?

The fear factor is killing your restaurant

A detailed special report Part 1

Clubs should not depend on outside promoters

Tequila may be in short supply, but...

DJ's, It's not just the mix, it's the sampler too!!

This isn't the "Sopranos" your club can only kill itself off.....

If your club is not packed, if your restaurant does not have a waiting line...

Burger King, Wendys, & McDonalds

Jackass not just a MTV moronic show

Russian Vodka fit for the Czars

Why are nightclubs, giving the bar away to do biz?

WHAT'S OUTSELLING BURGERS AT BURGER CHAINS? And Do You Know What It Takes To Keep Your Patrons?

Why Hire a Jeans Store CEO To Run A Cafeteria Chain?

Survivor The Nightclub Challenge

Where is your take out biz?

Violence, Drugs, Bad Behavior, Enough Already!!!

Upgrade, Uplift, Upscale & Up UP and Away from your competition, & booking bands in 2001!

Hey restaurants, why aren't you open late and where is your dance floor?

How can U not serve food at your club?

Who let the dogs out?

Why own a club if your not going to promote it?

Your mission should you decide to accept it!

Wake UP! All the other clubs are breathing down your back!!!

YO YO YO , Wicked Stix & Big Brother/Survivor are just for U!

It takes a "Survivor" to make it.

Restaurants, change your menus!

Hey club owners stop crying!

Contests!, Check out Whaler's Rum

Smackdown The Competition

Whassssssup With Your Club!!!

Richie Recommend Resources (Unsolicited)

There are no life lines and this ain't no game show.

Give Me Your Club Make It Real, Or Else Forgetaboutit!

Volume Down? Panic Time? Who U Gonna Call?

The future is now!!!

Who wants to promote a nightclub?

Restaurants, you need to do more

Is That Your Final Answer

A Drink Special Is Not Enough

Advertising

Atmosphere!

$1200 = $5000 Have Faith!

Nobody Said It Would Be Easy

Surveys, Polls, Mass Mentality

Utilize The Talent Of Your Employees

Salesmen!

Are You Sure You Want To?

What Makes Your Club Different?

Every Month Has A Special Night!